callmebliss:

butches-get-smooches:

butches-get-smooches:

butches-get-smooches:

who’s ready for a bad post

*ahem*

Season’s Yeetings

I thought I was ready

kaelpe83:

keplercryptids:

thetumblrofrassilon:

operativesurprise:

keplercryptids:

keplercryptids:

I spent the afternoon arranging our books by size and color (and it’s so satisfying and looks amazing) and my partner came home and stared in shock at the bookcase and then said “i’m a librarian, you can’t do this.”

him: you split up all the song of ice and fire books

me: yeah i know, they’re all primary colors, it’s perfect

him: [self-destructs]

You’re a monster

As a former bookstore employee, this hurts my soul. I mean, sure it looks nice, but how do you find anything?

it has occurred me during this process that apparently not everyone thinks about books by what color they are? like, literally when i’m looking for a book, i picture it in my mind. i have a very…tactile experience with the books i read and idk! i thought everyone did that lol.

my partner was like “how will i find [this book] for instance” and i replied “easy, it’s purple” and he looked at me like i was a witch.

I’m getting a masters degree in library science and one of the first icebreaker assignments was to take a picture of how we organize our shelves and plenty of us do it by color and shape and other tactile factors. I used to do mine by date published so all the old out of shape books were together.

agent-jaselin:

squorkal:

janetbrown711:

thorinobsessed:

imaginarylock:

crockpotcauldron:

alx-972:

nadhie:

nadhie:

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’
he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

apparently it doesn’t matter that i’ve told him 10 times it’s the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining

“he can’t raise his kid over his head”

I want it

okay but have you considered

quality content

Extreme quality

@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job

@scribefindegil

markv5:

The life of a cat is dangerous and difficult

The life of a cat is dangerous and difficult

teenagecriminalmastermind:

hades is the john mulaney of gods and you cannot tell me otherwise

darksteel-relic:

biologicalstepfather:

libertarirynn:

estelliaslair:

vaporwavesimulator:

women wear suits better than men and thats just a cold hard fact

One name to those who doubt these words:

ESTHER QUEK

I rest my case.

Exhibit B: Janelle Monáe

Exhibit C: Lucy Liu

you see, their suits aren’t just rectangles

cleargalaxydreamer:

in the mood for a snack. and by snack I mean you.

idk-kun:

I don’t have pronouns just refer to me as “that dumbass”

caprithebunny:

cosantiago:

you: are you a hoodie, plaid, or leather jacket bisexual?

me, an intellectual:

Same